Going once, going twice, HERNES IS OUT!!!

It is official !
Hernes is so out of Suffocation Squared, our band.
Now sir, pls sign here, and here.............. Hernes OUT!!!
Now, for the news on SUFF99.9FM
NEW SONGS MADE AND LATEST HIT SINGLE HAS BEEN MADE!
WITH YOURS TRULY AS THE DRUMMER ( who drums facts into hernes's head... LITERALLY)

AY

Hernes OUT!- All in favour?

NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH READ ALL ABOUT IT HERNES DESPISED BY SIX VICTORIANS NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH (ahem, my throat is sore from this shouting) SHOULD HE BE SACKED NEWSFLASH NEWS FLASH HERNES SLASH SAMSOO SLASH SS SLASH TOTALLY NOT SUPERSTAR SSSS. You got me. Make your vote on ahem SHOUTBOX Grapevine!!!
Un-sincerely,
AY